keepcalmanddrinkwater said:
what? lol, when you meet someone online and then meet up and go on a date! thats different lol
what? lol, when you meet someone online and then meet up and go on a date! thats different lol
No, when you’re a teenager, and you meet someone online and start “Dating” even though you live a squillion miles away from eachother.
During a Period
Uterus:
I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Hormones: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
Me: why can I not have a penis.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Hormones: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
Me: why can I not have a penis.
Me 5 minutes ago.
Me:
What is this "ALT + reblog button" nonsense?
Me: Oh. My. God. This is amazing.
Me: Oh. My. God. This is amazing.
I don’t get how this is a wtf moment…
It says if you use it 2x a day, then it has 24 hours protection.
Shitty advertisement… but easy to understand.
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OMFG. I was pissing myself laughing. Hilarious.
